To my devoted husband...

I love you very much. However, I am aware that you read my blog. Also, I posted "your" V-Day card on my blog. This arrangement bothers me greatly, because that means that you've seen your card. On another note, that card is quite small. I need room to write. Long story short, you're not getting that card...for now anyway. Don't be surprised come Sunday.
Love you,

Your psychotic wife!